{"id":1538,"date":"2011-11-06T14:26:38","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T20:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=1538"},"modified":"2011-11-13T19:21:05","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T01:21:05","slug":"wedgies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/06\/wedgies\/","title":{"rendered":"Wedgies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things to remember:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Griffin lately has been telling a story and then saying, &#8220;&#8216;Member that?&#8221; (&#8220;Remember that?&#8221;) and then cracking up. If you say, &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t remember that,&#8221; he&#8217;ll say, &#8220;No&#8230;yes, I do!&#8221; Today at lunch, Griffin was telling a story, &#8220;&#8216;Member that?&#8221; and then proceeded to say, &#8220;No sit! No sit! No sit!&#8221; over and over again, which, with his pronunciation sounded a lot more like, &#8220;No shit! No shit!&#8221; His story was just so dramatic and full of animation, Andrew and I couldn&#8217;t help but crack up.<\/li>\n<li>On his way up to bed, Griffin pulls at the back of his underwear and says, &#8220;Look! I made a wedgie!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Calling up from playing alone in the basement: &#8220;Daddy! I want to play Legos with my son Griffin!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Spotting a nearly full moon: &#8220;Look! The moon! I can see a whole world in there!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>A little unclear on the pronouns: &#8220;Daddy come play with you?&#8221; (when he means me)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1548\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1548\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/bridge.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1548\" title=\"bridge\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/bridge.jpg?resize=300%2C199&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/bridge.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/bridge.jpg?resize=1024%2C680&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/bridge.jpg?w=948&amp;ssl=1 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/bridge.jpg?w=1422&amp;ssl=1 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1548\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Andrew and Griffin built this together with lots of patience!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Fank ouuuu!&#8221; (Thank you)<\/li>\n<li>While folding laundry, Griffin puts on a pair of my underwear and proclaims, &#8220;Look! I&#8217;m fancy!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1547\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1547\" style=\"width: 199px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/fancypants.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1547\" title=\"fancypants\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/fancypants.jpg?resize=199%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/fancypants.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/fancypants.jpg?resize=680%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 680w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/fancypants.jpg?w=2000&amp;ssl=1 2000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/fancypants.jpg?w=948&amp;ssl=1 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/fancypants.jpg?w=1422&amp;ssl=1 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1547\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mr. Fancy Pants<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things to remember: Griffin lately has been telling a story and then saying, &#8220;&#8216;Member that?&#8221; (&#8220;Remember that?&#8221;) and then cracking up. If you say, &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t remember that,&#8221; he&#8217;ll say, &#8220;No&#8230;yes, I do!&#8221; Today at lunch, Griffin was telling a story, &#8220;&#8216;Member that?&#8221; and then proceeded to say, &#8220;No sit! No sit! No sit!&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/06\/wedgies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wedgies<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[41,21,42],"class_list":["post-1538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin-says","tag-silly","tag-things-to-remember"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1538"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1564,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions\/1564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}