{"id":1800,"date":"2012-04-25T19:51:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T00:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=1800"},"modified":"2012-04-25T19:51:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T00:51:02","slug":"chopped-liver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/25\/chopped-liver\/","title":{"rendered":"Chopped Liver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While strapping Griffin into his car seat this evening:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Griffin: &#8220;Daddy, be careful! A car is coming.&#8221;<br \/>\nDaddy: &#8220;Ok, I will.&#8221;<br \/>\nGriffin: &#8220;Or you will get very dirty and then we will need to get a new daddy.&#8221;<br \/>\nDaddy: &lt;laughing&gt; &#8220;A new daddy? Where are you going to get one of those?&#8221;<br \/>\nGriffin: &#8220;At the store.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While strapping Griffin into his car seat this evening: Griffin: &#8220;Daddy, be careful! A car is coming.&#8221; Daddy: &#8220;Ok, I will.&#8221; Griffin: &#8220;Or you will get very dirty and then we will need to get a new daddy.&#8221; Daddy: &lt;laughing&gt; &#8220;A new daddy? Where are you going to get one of those?&#8221; Griffin: &#8220;At the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/25\/chopped-liver\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chopped Liver<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[79,41],"class_list":["post-1800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1800"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1804,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1800\/revisions\/1804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}