{"id":1805,"date":"2012-04-26T10:08:48","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T15:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2025-06-28T13:31:49","modified_gmt":"2025-06-28T18:31:49","slug":"fuzzy-wuzzy-slide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/26\/fuzzy-wuzzy-slide\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuzzy Wuzzy Slide"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1817\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1817\" style=\"width: 225px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Fuzzy_Wuzzy_Slide_2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1817\" title=\"Fuzzy Wuzzy Slide\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Fuzzy_Wuzzy_Slide_2.jpg?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Fuzzy Wuzzy Slide\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Fuzzy_Wuzzy_Slide_2.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Fuzzy_Wuzzy_Slide_2.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Fuzzy_Wuzzy_Slide_2.jpg?w=1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Fuzzy_Wuzzy_Slide_2.jpg?w=948&amp;ssl=1 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Fuzzy_Wuzzy_Slide_2.jpg?w=1422&amp;ssl=1 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1817\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fuzzy Wuzzy Slide<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Griffin shouted from the living room, &#8220;Daddy! Come see the Fuzzy Wuzzy Slide!&#8221; He was jumping up and down with excitement and pointing to a beam of light coming in the side windows.<\/p>\n<p>He explained that it is a <em>special<\/em> slide that only Fuzzy Wuzzies and Za Za can slide down. A demonstration followed, with Griffin trying mightily to jump up onto the &#8220;slide.&#8221; Each attempt was met with dramatic and joyous failure. &#8220;<em>See,<\/em> Daddy, I cannot slide down. Only Fuzzy Wuzzies and Za Za!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(If you haven&#8217;t met the FWs and Za Za, see my <a title=\"Za Za, Fuzzy Wuzzies, and the Three Billy Goats Gruff\" href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/22\/za-za-fuzzy-wuzzies-and-the-three-billy-goats-gruff\/\">recent post<\/a>\u00a0introducing them.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Griffin shouted from the living room, &#8220;Daddy! Come see the Fuzzy Wuzzy Slide!&#8221; He was jumping up and down with excitement and pointing to a beam of light coming in the side windows. He explained that it is a special slide that only Fuzzy Wuzzies and Za Za can slide down. A demonstration followed, with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/26\/fuzzy-wuzzy-slide\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fuzzy Wuzzy Slide<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[79,41],"class_list":["post-1805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1805"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8993,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions\/8993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}