Two age-related conversations with Griffin today:<\/p>\n
“I want to go to Kindergarten soon.”
\n“Oh, why?”
\n“Because soon I will be a teenager.”<\/p>\n
Later, while climbing some rocks:<\/p>\n
“Daddy, why did you almost fall?” Two age-related conversations with Griffin today: “I want to go to Kindergarten soon.” “Oh, why?” “Because soon I will be a teenager.” Later, while climbing some rocks: “Daddy, why did you almost fall?” “Because I’m old and clumsy.” “Well, you are not clumsy, but you are very old.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[79,41],"class_list":["post-1962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1962"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1969,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions\/1969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n“Because I’m old and clumsy.”
\n“Well, you are not clumsy, but you are very<\/em> old.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"