{"id":2022,"date":"2012-07-30T14:02:36","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T19:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=2022"},"modified":"2012-08-01T06:35:22","modified_gmt":"2012-08-01T11:35:22","slug":"unexpected-sight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/30\/unexpected-sight\/","title":{"rendered":"Unexpected Sight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-indent: 2em;\">As I was finishing my lunch in the dining room, I suddenly realized there was silence coming from the basement when just a few moments earlier there had been rambunctious banging of &#8220;music&#8221; wafting up the stairs. Wondering which object I would find flushed down the toilet this time (and when exactly I would learn not to leave him alone in the basement), I rushed down the stairs saying, &#8220;Griffin! What are you up to?&#8221; Imagine my surprise when I came upon Griffin unloading the dry clothes from the dryer and loading the wet ones from the washing machine.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-indent: 2em;\">&#8220;Wow, buddy! What a helper you are!&#8221; I said as I marveled at how big and responsible he was getting.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-indent: 2em;\">&#8220;Yeah, Mama! Hey, remember that time I pooped on the rug and in my underwear?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-indent: 2em;\">Ah, yes. You <em>are<\/em> still three.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was finishing my lunch in the dining room, I suddenly realized there was silence coming from the basement when just a few moments earlier there had been rambunctious banging of &#8220;music&#8221; wafting up the stairs. Wondering which object I would find flushed down the toilet this time (and when exactly I would learn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/30\/unexpected-sight\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Unexpected Sight<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[79,41],"class_list":["post-2022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2022"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2024,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022\/revisions\/2024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}