{"id":2145,"date":"2013-01-19T12:32:26","date_gmt":"2013-01-19T18:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=2145"},"modified":"2013-01-19T12:32:26","modified_gmt":"2013-01-19T18:32:26","slug":"griffin-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/19\/griffin-says\/","title":{"rendered":"Griffin Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;crash and crying coming from Griffin&#8217;s room&gt;<br \/>\n&#8220;Were you playing on the rocking chair ottoman again?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You hurt yourself more on that than any other thing in your room!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah. It&#8217;s a killer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Grandpa: So, Griffin, do you think you&#8217;d like to come by yourself to Grandma and Grandpa&#8217;s house sometime?<br \/>\nGriffin: No, I don&#8217;t think so.<br \/>\nGrandpa: Oh? Why not?<br \/>\nGriffin: Well, I need someone to help me cross the street.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Griffin and Andrew were looking at the photo book I put together on Shutterfly, which we received in the mail today:<br \/>\nAndrew: Griffin! Please don&#8217;t wrinkle the pages like that! It&#8217;s permanent, that wrecks the pictures, and we want to look at this book for the rest of our lives.<br \/>\nGriffin: Ok, well, when we&#8217;re dying, then we can just wrinkle it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Showing Griffin what I&#8217;ve knit so far of my sweater, he says, &#8220;Well, make sure you take the needles out before you wear it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;crash and crying coming from Griffin&#8217;s room&gt; &#8220;Were you playing on the rocking chair ottoman again?&#8221; &#8220;Yes.&#8221; &#8220;You hurt yourself more on that than any other thing in your room!&#8221; &#8220;Yeah. It&#8217;s a killer.&#8221; &#8212; Grandpa: So, Griffin, do you think you&#8217;d like to come by yourself to Grandma and Grandpa&#8217;s house sometime? Griffin: No, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/19\/griffin-says\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Griffin Says<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[79,41],"class_list":["post-2145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2145"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2150,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions\/2150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}