Griffin: “Could you please serve me some fruit?”
\nMe: “Sure!”
\nGriffin: “Now you’re my servant!”
\nMe: “Not so fast, Bucko.”<\/p>\n
——<\/p>\n
Me: “Griffin, you need to go outside. You’re starting to annoy me.”
\nGriffin: “But…!”
\nMe: “Go, now.”
\n<goes outside reluctantly>
\nAndrew (outside): “So I hear you’re being annoying.”
\nGriffin: “Yes I am.”<\/p>\n
——<\/p>\n
Griffin: “I’m going to become a mama soon.”
\nMe: “Oh? When is your baby coming?”
\nGriffin: “In April!”
\nMe: “What will you name your baby?”
\nGriffin: “Maggie Tulip! And she will be one, just like Maggie”
\nMe: “How will we tell them apart?”
\nGriffin: “Well, Maggie Tulip has red hair, like a tulip.”<\/p>\n
——<\/p>\n
Griffin: “Can you ask Mama to get some green beans on her way home from her trip?”
\nAndrew: “Well, she will be tired and doesn’t have a car, so I think we’ll just go shopping tomorrow.”
\nGriffin: “No, I mean, she can just ask the airplane to go to the store!”<\/p>\n
——<\/p>\n
Me: “Griffin, should we put different leg warmers on Maggie? Then she’ll look like Punky Brewster!”
\nGriffin: “A Pumpkin Rooster?!?!”<\/p>\n
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Griffin: “Could you please serve me some fruit?” Me: “Sure!” Griffin: “Now you’re my servant!” Me: “Not so fast, Bucko.” —— Me: “Griffin, you need to go outside. You’re starting to annoy me.” Griffin: “But…!” Me: “Go, now.” <goes outside reluctantly> Andrew (outside): “So I hear you’re being annoying.” Griffin: “Yes I am.” —— Griffin: … Continue reading Griffin Says Roundup<\/span>