{"id":2468,"date":"2013-12-21T18:18:16","date_gmt":"2013-12-22T00:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=2468"},"modified":"2013-12-21T18:20:07","modified_gmt":"2013-12-22T00:20:07","slug":"ooh-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/21\/ooh-ice\/","title":{"rendered":"Ooh Ice!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Griffin and I spent some time bonding today. Walked to the barbershop, the comic store, and then stopped by a local pub for lunch and some pinball.<\/p>\n<p>At the pub we visited the men&#8217;s room. The urinal was full of ice. (Why? I don&#8217;t know. Maybe they dump their ice there since it will never melt if they dump it outside.) Before I have even registered the scene, Griffin says, &#8220;Ooh, ice!!!&#8221; and plunges his hands in.\u00c2\u00a0Yes, into the covered-with-pee ice in the bathroom at the bar.<\/p>\n<p>At which point I screamed incoherently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Griffin and I spent some time bonding today. Walked to the barbershop, the comic store, and then stopped by a local pub for lunch and some pinball. At the pub we visited the men&#8217;s room. The urinal was full of ice. (Why? I don&#8217;t know. Maybe they dump their ice there since it will never &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2013\/12\/21\/ooh-ice\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ooh Ice!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[79],"class_list":["post-2468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2468"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2472,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2468\/revisions\/2472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}