{"id":2553,"date":"2014-03-20T18:43:27","date_gmt":"2014-03-20T23:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=2553"},"modified":"2014-03-20T18:44:53","modified_gmt":"2014-03-20T23:44:53","slug":"mama-4-daddy-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/20\/mama-4-daddy-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Mama 4 Daddy 0"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Daddy, how is mama going to use this to make soap?”<\/p>\n

“That’s a good question, Griffin. I have no idea. Your mama is better at lots of things than I am, and making soap is one of those things.”<\/p>\n

“Are you better at some things?”<\/p>\n

“Yes, of course!”<\/p>\n

“Are you better at craft projects?”<\/p>\n

“No.”<\/p>\n

“Are you better at soccer?”<\/p>\n

“No, mama’s better at all sports.”<\/p>\n

“Are you better at singing?”<\/p>\n

“No… \u00c2\u00a0It’s bedtime! Get moving buster.”<\/p>\n

Phew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Daddy, how is mama going to use this to make soap?” “That’s a good question, Griffin. I have no idea. Your mama is better at lots of things than I am, and making soap is one of those things.” “Are you better at some things?” “Yes, of course!” “Are you better at craft projects?” “No.” … Continue reading Mama 4 Daddy 0<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[79,41],"class_list":["post-2553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2553"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2556,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2553\/revisions\/2556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}