{"id":3304,"date":"2014-10-28T20:45:38","date_gmt":"2014-10-29T01:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=3304"},"modified":"2014-10-28T20:52:53","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T01:52:53","slug":"young-padawan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/28\/young-padawan\/","title":{"rendered":"Young Padawan"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Just told Griffin that friends are coming this weekend to play D&amp;D and he got REALLY excited. Then he tried to &#8220;get&#8221; me as a goblin, so I cast a spell on him. Then he said, &#8220;well, I have 100 hit points and you have only 5, so I won.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 90px;\"><span style=\"color: #999999;\">\u00e2\u20ac\u201d\u00c2\u00a0Text message from Sarah this morning\u00c2\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just told Griffin that friends are coming this weekend to play D&amp;D and he got REALLY excited. Then he tried to &#8220;get&#8221; me as a goblin, so I cast a spell on him. Then he said, &#8220;well, I have 100 hit points and you have only 5, so I won.&#8221; \u00e2\u20ac\u201d\u00c2\u00a0Text message from Sarah this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/28\/young-padawan\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Young Padawan<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[66,79,41],"class_list":["post-3304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-dnd","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3304"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3309,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3304\/revisions\/3309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}