{"id":3310,"date":"2014-11-02T10:22:56","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T16:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=3310"},"modified":"2014-11-02T11:31:11","modified_gmt":"2014-11-02T17:31:11","slug":"shooting-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/02\/shooting-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Shooting Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-3311\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/cupid.jpg?resize=169%2C240&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"cupid\" width=\"169\" height=\"240\" \/>Going on in our house right now:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&lt;Maggie, pointing a stick-like object at Andrew&gt;: &#8220;SHOOT YOU!!&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Honey, please don&#8217;t shoot your daddy.&#8221;<br \/>\nGriffin: &#8220;But Mom, she&#8217;s shooting love!&#8221;<br \/>\nMaggie: &#8220;No I&#8217;m not.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going on in our house right now: &lt;Maggie, pointing a stick-like object at Andrew&gt;: &#8220;SHOOT YOU!!&#8221; Me: &#8220;Honey, please don&#8217;t shoot your daddy.&#8221; Griffin: &#8220;But Mom, she&#8217;s shooting love!&#8221; Maggie: &#8220;No I&#8217;m not.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,45],"tags":[79,41,81,67],"class_list":["post-3310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","category-maggie","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says","tag-maggie","tag-maggie-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3310"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3315,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3310\/revisions\/3315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}