{"id":3367,"date":"2014-11-23T10:32:14","date_gmt":"2014-11-23T16:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=3367"},"modified":"2022-03-22T11:35:26","modified_gmt":"2022-03-22T16:35:26","slug":"fishy-relatives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/23\/fishy-relatives\/","title":{"rendered":"Fishy Relatives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Griffin, at dinner last night:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;How do people actually get made?<br \/>\nLike how did the first people get made?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This was not a question about reproduction\u2014we&#8217;ve had a few conversations about that\u2014but more of an ontological question about how humanity came into being in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>Sarah gave a masterful overview of evolution and we looked at pictures on Wikipedia of various <a title=\"Timeline of Human Evolution\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Timeline_of_human_evolution#Timeline\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">stages of human evolution<\/a>. Before losing interest in the details, Griffin got far enough to state, &#8220;So, we&#8217;re related to fish.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3370\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3370\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/funny-evolution-of-man-comic-pics-e1416760851371.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3370 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/funny-evolution-of-man-comic-pics-e1416760851371.jpg?resize=474%2C245&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Evolution of Man\" width=\"474\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/funny-evolution-of-man-comic-pics-e1416760851371.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/funny-evolution-of-man-comic-pics-e1416760851371.jpg?resize=300%2C155&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3370\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Irrelevant cartoon on the subject.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Griffin, at dinner last night: &#8220;How do people actually get made? Like how did the first people get made?&#8221; This was not a question about reproduction\u2014we&#8217;ve had a few conversations about that\u2014but more of an ontological question about how humanity came into being in the first place. Sarah gave a masterful overview of evolution and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2014\/11\/23\/fishy-relatives\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fishy Relatives<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[79,41],"class_list":["post-3367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3367"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7561,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3367\/revisions\/7561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}