{"id":3690,"date":"2015-05-31T21:59:34","date_gmt":"2015-06-01T02:59:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=3690"},"modified":"2022-03-06T10:41:49","modified_gmt":"2022-03-06T16:41:49","slug":"secret-lives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/31\/secret-lives\/","title":{"rendered":"Secret Lives"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sarah’s out of town. I’ve been solo dad for the weekend. It’s been good. But despite best intentions, I do occasionally lose track of my progeny and have to track them down. Today I documented two unexpected incidents.<\/p>\n

Aerial Snooze<\/h3>\n

Maggie was down for a rest. I rested for a while too. Griffin was awfully quiet. I went to investigate.<\/p>\n

\"Nap<\/a>
Nap time.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Griffin is sleeping on a bit of lumber about four feet off the ground. (He rigged the precarious “bridge” earlier to create an easier method for Maggie to get into the climbing tree.)<\/p>\n

Dumpster Diving<\/h3>\n

Later, after Maggie woke up, they slipped out the side gate while I was mowing the back lawn. Upon my successful pursuit:<\/p>\n

\"Dumpster!\"<\/a>
Dumpster!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Nothing is cooler than the neighbor’s giant red dumpster. (Yesterday, Griffin asked for my help deciphering all of the warning stickers, then proceeded to ignore them.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sarah’s out of town. I’ve been solo dad for the weekend. It’s been good. But despite best intentions, I do occasionally lose track of my progeny and have to track them down. Today I documented two unexpected incidents. Aerial Snooze Maggie was down for a rest. I rested for a while too. Griffin was awfully … Continue reading Secret Lives<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,45,54],"tags":[79,81,51],"class_list":["post-3690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","category-maggie","category-photo","tag-griffin","tag-maggie","tag-pictures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3690"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7320,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690\/revisions\/7320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}