{"id":3758,"date":"2015-06-11T19:29:22","date_gmt":"2015-06-12T00:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=3758"},"modified":"2015-06-15T10:56:25","modified_gmt":"2015-06-15T15:56:25","slug":"hotel-monkeys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/11\/hotel-monkeys\/","title":{"rendered":"Hotel Monkeys"},"content":{"rendered":"

Conversation while passing the hotel at the Biltmore Estate in Asheville:<\/p>\n

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Maggie: “Hey guys, you know what, it’s called a hotel because they do lots of things<\/strong> there!”
\nSarah: “What do you do at a hotel, Maggie?”
\nMaggie: <pause> “I LIKE MONKEYS!”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Conversation while passing the hotel at the Biltmore Estate in Asheville: Maggie: “Hey guys, you know what, it’s called a hotel because they do lots of things there!” Sarah: “What do you do at a hotel, Maggie?” Maggie: <pause> “I LIKE MONKEYS!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,74],"tags":[81,67,13],"class_list":["post-3758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maggie","category-travel","tag-maggie","tag-maggie-says","tag-vacation"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3758"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3763,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3758\/revisions\/3763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}