{"id":406,"date":"2009-10-10T13:14:27","date_gmt":"2009-10-10T21:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=406"},"modified":"2022-03-06T14:40:50","modified_gmt":"2022-03-06T20:40:50","slug":"barf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/10\/barf\/","title":{"rendered":"Barf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New for fall 2009, the most fashionable ladies are wearing this season&#8217;s hottest accessory: barf.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_409\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-409\" style=\"width: 245px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Barf1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-409\" title=\"Hottest Accessory Ever\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Barf1.jpg?resize=245%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"While our model doesn't look particularly pleased with this season's hottest accessory, it is her job as a model to look miserable.\" width=\"245\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Barf1.jpg?resize=245%2C300&amp;ssl=1 245w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Barf1.jpg?w=393&amp;ssl=1 393w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 245px) 100vw, 245px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-409\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">While our model doesn&#8217;t look particularly pleased with this season&#8217;s hottest accessory, it is her job as a model to look miserable.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_410\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-410\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Barf2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-410\" title=\"Creative Director\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Barf2.jpg?resize=300%2C199&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Our model's creative director, however, looks quite pleased with himself.\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Barf2.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Barf2.jpg?w=722&amp;ssl=1 722w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-410\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Our model&#8217;s creative director, however, looks quite pleased with himself.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to recreate this look, make sure to get a six month old and have him barf on you without any warning. Extra hotness points if it gets in your hair and on your face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New for fall 2009, the most fashionable ladies are wearing this season&#8217;s hottest accessory: barf. If you&#8217;d like to recreate this look, make sure to get a six month old and have him barf on you without any warning. 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