{"id":4380,"date":"2016-02-15T15:13:04","date_gmt":"2016-02-15T21:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=4380"},"modified":"2022-03-20T19:32:07","modified_gmt":"2022-03-21T00:32:07","slug":"maggie-round-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/15\/maggie-round-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Maggie Round-Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had just made Moscow Mules for the adults, and virgin versions for the kids. Maggie said, as she handed Griffin his cup, &#8220;Here you go, Griffin! There&#8217;s no alcohol in here, but it tastes like there is!&#8221; Griffin&#8217;s response: &#8220;You don&#8217;t even know what alcohol tastes like!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>____________________________<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Maggie, why haven&#8217;t you brushed your teeth yet? I even got your toothbrush ready for you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maggie: &#8220;I was just so busy laying on the floor&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>____________________________<\/p>\n<p>Maggie: &#8220;BOO!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Oh my! You surprised me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maggie &lt;leaning on the couch on her elbow&gt;: &#8220;You see, I&#8217;m a hider. YEP! I hide REALLY well!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>____________________________<\/p>\n<p>Andrew overheard Maggie singing &#8220;Over the Rainbow&#8221; to the tune of the Star Wars theme song. Pretty awesome.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had just made Moscow Mules for the adults, and virgin versions for the kids. Maggie said, as she handed Griffin his cup, &#8220;Here you go, Griffin! There&#8217;s no alcohol in here, but it tastes like there is!&#8221; Griffin&#8217;s response: &#8220;You don&#8217;t even know what alcohol tastes like!&#8221; ____________________________ Me: &#8220;Maggie, why haven&#8217;t you brushed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/15\/maggie-round-up\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Maggie Round-Up<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[67],"class_list":["post-4380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maggie","tag-maggie-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4380"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7490,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4380\/revisions\/7490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}