{"id":4399,"date":"2016-03-22T15:17:09","date_gmt":"2016-03-22T20:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=4399"},"modified":"2022-03-20T16:10:48","modified_gmt":"2022-03-20T21:10:48","slug":"blasted-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2016\/03\/22\/blasted-clothes\/","title":{"rendered":"Blasted clothes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maggie: &#8220;Mama, if we go close to that will it shoot my clothes off?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It took me a minute to understand why she was asking that question&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4400\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4400\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12671908_10153467548012997_4812530149098728958_o.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"clothes blasting device at a local coffeeshop\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12671908_10153467548012997_4812530149098728958_o.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12671908_10153467548012997_4812530149098728958_o.jpg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12671908_10153467548012997_4812530149098728958_o.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12671908_10153467548012997_4812530149098728958_o.jpg?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12671908_10153467548012997_4812530149098728958_o.jpg?w=948&amp;ssl=1 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/12671908_10153467548012997_4812530149098728958_o.jpg?w=1422&amp;ssl=1 1422w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4400\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Clothing blaster<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maggie: &#8220;Mama, if we go close to that will it shoot my clothes off?&#8221; It took me a minute to understand why she was asking that question&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[81,67],"class_list":["post-4399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maggie","tag-maggie","tag-maggie-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4399"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7487,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4399\/revisions\/7487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}