{"id":4424,"date":"2016-03-30T17:37:51","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T22:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=4424"},"modified":"2016-04-02T11:06:36","modified_gmt":"2016-04-02T16:06:36","slug":"rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2016\/03\/30\/rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Maggie:<\/strong> I&#8217;m just too tired to put my puzzles away&#8230;.Can I help with making pancakes?<br \/>\n<strong>Daddy:<\/strong> If you&#8217;re too tired for puzzles, you&#8217;re too tired for helping with pancakes.<br \/>\n<strong>Maggie:<\/strong> But I&#8217;m just so so so tired for puzzles, Daddy.<br \/>\n<strong>Daddy:<\/strong> If you&#8217;re too tired to put your things away, you&#8217;re too tired to help me.<br \/>\n<strong>Maggie:<\/strong> But see, I have different rules than you guys do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maggie: I&#8217;m just too tired to put my puzzles away&#8230;.Can I help with making pancakes? Daddy: If you&#8217;re too tired for puzzles, you&#8217;re too tired for helping with pancakes. Maggie: But I&#8217;m just so so so tired for puzzles, Daddy. Daddy: If you&#8217;re too tired to put your things away, you&#8217;re too tired to help &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2016\/03\/30\/rules\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rules<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[81,67],"class_list":["post-4424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maggie","tag-maggie","tag-maggie-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4424"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4427,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4424\/revisions\/4427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}