{"id":4597,"date":"2016-05-27T22:05:24","date_gmt":"2016-05-28T03:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=4597"},"modified":"2022-03-20T15:49:11","modified_gmt":"2022-03-20T20:49:11","slug":"big-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/27\/big-daddy\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Daddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">While flipping through the <em>Monster Manual<\/em> recently,<br \/>\nMaggie came across this handsome fellow:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/barlgura.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-4598 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/barlgura.jpg?resize=474%2C401&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"barlgura\" width=\"474\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/barlgura.jpg?w=736&amp;ssl=1 736w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/barlgura.jpg?resize=300%2C254&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Upon which she giggled and exclaimed,<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>&#8220;Daddy, he&#8217;s <\/em>almost<em> as big as you!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While flipping through the Monster Manual recently, Maggie came across this handsome fellow: Upon which she giggled and exclaimed, &#8220;Daddy, he&#8217;s almost as big as you!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[66,81,67,21],"class_list":["post-4597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maggie","tag-dnd","tag-maggie","tag-maggie-says","tag-silly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4597"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7476,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4597\/revisions\/7476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}