{"id":4620,"date":"2016-06-01T16:42:18","date_gmt":"2016-06-01T21:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=4620"},"modified":"2016-06-02T07:14:38","modified_gmt":"2016-06-02T12:14:38","slug":"body-bubble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/01\/body-bubble\/","title":{"rendered":"Body Bubble"},"content":{"rendered":"

Overheard today as Maggie had a friend over:<\/p>\n

“There’s a bubble in your body that holds your pee and if it pops, you die. So I make sure to take care of my body by going pee on the potty so it doesn’t pop. I do that so I’m still alive. You don’t want it to pop!”<\/p>\n

So part<\/em> of me wants to assure her that her bladder will not pop, but the part of me that’s winning currently is the part that is enjoying the fact that we have not had ONE FIGHT today about the bathroom, as well as the fact that I haven’t had to help her change out of any wet undies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Overheard today as Maggie had a friend over: “There’s a bubble in your body that holds your pee and if it pops, you die. So I make sure to take care of my body by going pee on the potty so it doesn’t pop. I do that so I’m still alive. You don’t want it … Continue reading Body Bubble<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[81,67],"class_list":["post-4620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maggie","tag-maggie","tag-maggie-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4620"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4622,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4620\/revisions\/4622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}