{"id":5012,"date":"2017-01-14T20:23:11","date_gmt":"2017-01-15T02:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=5012"},"modified":"2017-01-14T20:23:11","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T02:23:11","slug":"onlyinmn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/14\/onlyinmn\/","title":{"rendered":"#OnlyInMN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Griffin, upon passing plastic statues of Mary and Joseph in a nativity scene:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#8220;Are those carved from butter?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>We were utterly befuddled until we remembered the popular booth at the state fair where they carve the head of Princess Kay of the Milky Way into a 90 pound block of butter.<\/p>\n<table class=\" alignleft\" style=\"width: 634px;\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"width: 300px;\">\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_5016\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5016\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/nativi26-1.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5016 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/nativi26-1.jpg?resize=300%2C294&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/nativi26-1.jpg?resize=300%2C294&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/nativi26-1.jpg?w=572&amp;ssl=1 572w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5016\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Resin statues from catholicsupply.com.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 300px;\">\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_5013\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5013\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/butterhead.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5013 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/butterhead.jpg?resize=300%2C257&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/butterhead.jpg?resize=300%2C257&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/butterhead.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5013\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Butter sculpture at the state fair.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Griffin, upon passing plastic statues of Mary and Joseph in a nativity scene: &#8220;Are those carved from butter?&#8221; We were utterly befuddled until we remembered the popular booth at the state fair where they carve the head of Princess Kay of the Milky Way into a 90 pound block of butter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[79,41,57],"class_list":["post-5012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-griffin","tag-griffin","tag-griffin-says","tag-winter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5012"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5020,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012\/revisions\/5020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}