{"id":5069,"date":"2017-02-26T15:00:13","date_gmt":"2017-02-26T21:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=5069"},"modified":"2022-03-20T11:43:59","modified_gmt":"2022-03-20T16:43:59","slug":"knocked-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/26\/knocked-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Knocked down?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During an epic game of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldofmunchkin.com\/deluxe\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Munchkin Deluxe<\/a>, Maggie was on a rampage and I was getting pummeled by nasty curses. After drawing yet-another card of doom, I exclaimed, &#8220;Ugh, I&#8217;m getting knocked down at every turn!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maggie, chuckling with evil glee, countered with, &#8220;And I&#8217;m getting knocked UP at every turn!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During an epic game of Munchkin Deluxe, Maggie was on a rampage and I was getting pummeled by nasty curses. After drawing yet-another card of doom, I exclaimed, &#8220;Ugh, I&#8217;m getting knocked down at every turn!&#8221; Maggie, chuckling with evil glee, countered with, &#8220;And I&#8217;m getting knocked UP at every turn!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[81,67,21],"class_list":["post-5069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maggie","tag-maggie","tag-maggie-says","tag-silly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5069"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7445,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5069\/revisions\/7445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}