Andrew, going nuclear: “If you two don’t knock it off and go to bed, I’m going to take a screwdriver and take that door right off and throw it away.”
\n<large pause>
\nMaggie: “You can’t even do that!”
\nAndrew: “Oh yes I can!”<\/p>\n
I’m downstairs giggling even though I shouldn’t be. Giggling, that is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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