{"id":5193,"date":"2017-06-15T07:20:04","date_gmt":"2017-06-15T12:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=5193"},"modified":"2022-03-20T11:22:49","modified_gmt":"2022-03-20T16:22:49","slug":"young-knight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2017\/06\/15\/young-knight\/","title":{"rendered":"Young Knight?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_5195\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5195\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sting.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5195\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sting.jpg?resize=150%2C210&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sting.jpg?resize=214%2C300&amp;ssl=1 214w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/sting.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5195\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Even a plastic blade requires regular cleaning, of course.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Overheard last night before bed:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Sarah: &#8220;No, I can&#8217;t clean your sword right now. It&#8217;s past your bedtime.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Maggie: &#8220;Ok, we&#8217;ll clean my sword in the morning.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(The sword is drying in the dish rack as I write this.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard last night before bed: Sarah: &#8220;No, I can&#8217;t clean your sword right now. It&#8217;s past your bedtime.&#8221; Maggie: &#8220;Ok, we&#8217;ll clean my sword in the morning.&#8221; (The sword is drying in the dish rack as I write this.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[81,67],"class_list":["post-5193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maggie","tag-maggie","tag-maggie-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5193"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7433,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5193\/revisions\/7433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}