{"id":5361,"date":"2017-07-30T16:09:35","date_gmt":"2017-07-30T21:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=5361"},"modified":"2022-03-20T10:56:22","modified_gmt":"2022-03-20T15:56:22","slug":"hit-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2017\/07\/30\/hit-lyrics\/","title":{"rendered":"Hit Lyrics?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Overheard just now\u2014sung with serious sass (and slapping sounds)\u2014by an anonymous child:<\/p>\n

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My butt’s so ouchy when I slap it, oh yeah.
\nMy butt’s so ouchy when I slap it, oh YEAH!<\/p>\n

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Overheard just now\u2014sung with serious sass (and slapping sounds)\u2014by an anonymous child: My butt’s so ouchy when I slap it, oh yeah. My butt’s so ouchy when I slap it, oh YEAH!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[86],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-5361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-andrew","tag-silly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5361"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7424,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5361\/revisions\/7424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}