{"id":5438,"date":"2017-09-16T14:20:03","date_gmt":"2017-09-16T19:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=5438"},"modified":"2017-09-16T14:20:57","modified_gmt":"2017-09-16T19:20:57","slug":"pairs-of-skin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2017\/09\/16\/pairs-of-skin\/","title":{"rendered":"Pairs of Skin"},"content":{"rendered":"

Maggie, after scratching a scab this morning:<\/p>\n

Maggie: Luckily I have another pair of skin!<\/p>\n

Daddy: What?<\/p>\n

M: I had another pair of skin under my scab, so it’s not bleeding.<\/p>\n

D: Oh.<\/p>\n

M: I have three<\/em> pairs of skin.<\/p>\n

D: Three? Pairs of skin?<\/p>\n

M: Yes. If I scratch off one pair, then there’s another pair. If I scratch off that one, then there’s a third pair. But under the third<\/em> pair is my blood.<\/p>\n

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Maggie, after scratching a scab this morning: Maggie: Luckily I have another pair of skin! Daddy: What? M: I had another pair of skin under my scab, so it’s not bleeding. D: Oh. M: I have three pairs of skin. D: Three? Pairs of skin? M: Yes. If I scratch off one pair, then there’s … Continue reading Pairs of Skin<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[81,67],"class_list":["post-5438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maggie","tag-maggie","tag-maggie-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5438"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5440,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5438\/revisions\/5440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}