{"id":6025,"date":"2018-10-11T13:51:57","date_gmt":"2018-10-11T18:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=6025"},"modified":"2018-10-11T19:52:17","modified_gmt":"2018-10-12T00:52:17","slug":"why-i-am-currently-losing-my-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/11\/why-i-am-currently-losing-my-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Am Currently Losing My Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oliver &lt;sitting in his high chair, wearing a sweatshirt&gt;: ZIP! ZIP! ZIP!<br \/>\nMe: You want me to unzip your sweatshirt?<br \/>\nOliver: NO! ZIP!!<br \/>\nMe: You&#8217;re right, your sweatshirt doesn&#8217;t have zips, it has buttons.<br \/>\nOliver: Buttons!<br \/>\nMe: Yes, buttons.<br \/>\nOliver: ZIP ZIP!!<br \/>\nMe: Do you want your sweatshirt off?<br \/>\nOliver: ON!<br \/>\nMe: Ok. You can keep it on.<br \/>\nOliver: OFF!!<br \/>\nMe: You want help taking it off?<br \/>\nOliver: Uh-huh.<br \/>\n&lt;I help him unbutton and take off his sweatshirt&gt;<br \/>\nOliver: ON! ON! ON! ON! ZIP! ZIP!<br \/>\nMe: &lt;throws sweatshirt in his face&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oliver &lt;sitting in his high chair, wearing a sweatshirt&gt;: ZIP! ZIP! ZIP! Me: You want me to unzip your sweatshirt? Oliver: NO! ZIP!! Me: You&#8217;re right, your sweatshirt doesn&#8217;t have zips, it has buttons. Oliver: Buttons! Me: Yes, buttons. Oliver: ZIP ZIP!! Me: Do you want your sweatshirt off? Oliver: ON! Me: Ok. You can &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2018\/10\/11\/why-i-am-currently-losing-my-mind\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Why I Am Currently Losing My Mind<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[87,83],"tags":[88,97],"class_list":["post-6025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oliver","category-sarah","tag-oliver","tag-oliver-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6026,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6025\/revisions\/6026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}