{"id":8003,"date":"2023-05-11T20:49:41","date_gmt":"2023-05-12T01:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/?p=8003"},"modified":"2023-05-11T20:50:10","modified_gmt":"2023-05-12T01:50:10","slug":"reasons-to-avoid-being-an-astronaut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/2023\/05\/11\/reasons-to-avoid-being-an-astronaut\/","title":{"rendered":"Reasons to Avoid Being an Astronaut"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

After reading a bedtime book about the Mars rover, Sarah asked Oliver if he would ever want to be an astronaut:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oliver: No! No. No. Not even one tiny teeny bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah: Oh. That sounds like a pretty strong “no.” Why not? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oliver numbers his reasons:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. Black holes. They can suck you up and turn you into the size of an atom.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. I don’t know what Jupiter looks like and I might run into it.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. If I go for a space walk, I might forget where I put my spaceship.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. If I go out into space, I don’t know if I’ll have enough gas to get back home.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    After reading a bedtime book about the Mars rover, Sarah asked Oliver if he would ever want to be an astronaut: Oliver: No! No. No. Not even one tiny teeny bit. Sarah: Oh. That sounds like a pretty strong “no.” Why not? Oliver numbers his reasons:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[84,88,97],"class_list":["post-8003","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oliver","tag-future","tag-oliver","tag-oliver-says"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8003","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8003"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8003\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8005,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8003\/revisions\/8005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8003"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8003"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stoccoroy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8003"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}