“Daddy, how is mama going to use this to make soap?”
“That’s a good question, Griffin. I have no idea. Your mama is better at lots of things than I am, and making soap is one of those things.”
“Are you better at some things?”
“Yes, of course!”
“Are you better at craft projects?”
“No.”
“Are you better at soccer?”
“No, mama’s better at all sports.”
“Are you better at singing?”
“No… Â It’s bedtime! Get moving buster.”
Phew.