We’re immersed in madcap packing for our holiday trip to visit Andrew’s family in Maryland. Kids are asleep. Adults are exhausted, going over checklists.

Sarah: “Did you check on Maggie’s clothes in her suitcase?”

Andrew: “Well, she seemed pretty organized about it…”

Sarah checks the suitcase and finds the following items, very neatly packed:

• 7 pairs of pants
• 2 skirts
• 1 shirt
• 4 pajama tops
• 0 pajama bottoms