Oliver: “Daddy I really want to ride a duck.”
Daddy: “A duck?”
O: “Yes. With a swimsuit.”
D: “Why a swimsuit?”
O: “In case I fall in the water I can throw my clothes to shore and then swim.”
Oliver: “Daddy I really want to ride a duck.”
Daddy: “A duck?”
O: “Yes. With a swimsuit.”
D: “Why a swimsuit?”
O: “In case I fall in the water I can throw my clothes to shore and then swim.”
And here I thought Oliver meant the DUCK was in a swimsuit. Silly me – smart Oliver!