Tonight during Oliver’s bath…

Sarah: Did you know some people take baths EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT?!?
Oliver: What?!?
Sarah: Yeah, isn’t that crazy?
Oliver: NO! That’s OUTRAGEOUS!!

Oliver: “Mama, can I have my vitamins that are made of owls?”
“They’re not made of owls, honey.”
“Yeah, of course. They’re made BY owls.”