Worldly Boy

Oliver showed me some scratches on his leg. I responded, logically, with, “Were you bitten by a basilisk?”

Oliver responds, “No! They’re not real.”

“Oh, how do you know?”

Oliver rolls his eyes and says, “Daddy, I know a LOT about the world.”

2 thoughts on “Worldly Boy”

  1. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Thank goodness Oliver knows a lot about the world. Otherwise his brain might become intoxicated, a perilous condition at his age.

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