Worldly Boy

Oliver showed me some scratches on his leg. I responded, logically, with, “Were you bitten by a basilisk?”

Oliver responds, “No! They’re not real.”

“Oh, how do you know?”

Oliver rolls his eyes and says, “Daddy, I know a LOT about the world.”

Barbarian Guy

Just found this while packing:

I was the barbarian/Braveheart guy.

Addendum: I found a photo of meeting Peter Jackson at the screening. My costume doesn’t exactly fit the Braveheart look—I should have been sporting leather and body paint.

Andrew, Luis (a colleague), and Peter Jackson, circa 2002.
I seem to recall this was where Luis was trying to impress Peter with the fact that I taught a Tolkien class in college. Peter was very polite.

santa cruz boardwalk predicts the future

One of the joys of moving for me is going through old boxes of sentimental things I’ve saved over the years. Today, I came across a printout from a dot matrix printer, complete with the holes in the sides, that reads across the top: “Prepared at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk Especially for: Andrew & Sarah.” We are guessing we did this the year before we got married, in 2007, when we invited friends and family to meet each other in Santa Cruz, California, before our wedding the upcoming summer. For those who aren’t familiar, Santa Cruz has a famous seaside boardwalk amusement park, complete with a rickety white wood roller coaster and massive arcade. We must have done one of these sideshow games where we pushed buttons and got a print out. I think I saved it because of how accurate it was! Read for yourself and see how Santa Cruz predicted our future:

For those who can’t read the picture, here’s the text:

ROMANCE

Him: When you wake up, and the champagne looks like stale beer, then you consider cutting out and seeking new action.

Her: You possess a remarkable sense of realism. You have deeper emotional needs than most people. When you fall in love, it is it.

PERSONALITY

Him: The need for action and activity is directly related to your personality. It seems you are born with certain frustrations.

Her: You are a very determined and practical person. Maturity is one of your most strongest points. Your[sic] very responsible.

FINANCE

Him: You find non-productive ways of earning money. You can be very self-indulgent about your expenditures.

Her: When it comes to money, you are hardheaded, realistic, and you are willing to work hard for it. You tend to be stingy and cheap.

WORK

Him: You make the most of every minute and force the people around you to move at your own pace. You love being the boss.

Her: You react in a positive way to mental challenges in your work. You constantly need mental stimulation.

FRIENDSHIP

Him: You like to surround yourself with the more successful inhabitants of society than with the average person.

Her: Your sense of realism, your no-nonsense approach and your organization assure that you’ll always be a person in demand.

COMMUNICATIONS

Him: Your restlessness can keep you in hot water. Impatience over any delays makes you investigate anything new that comes up.

Her: Your slightest conversation will inspire someone else to live up to ideals. Your words will give insights to many problems.

HOME LIFE

Him: You are in touch with your own emotional pain. You are able to show a nurturing and sympathetic concern for others.

Her: Since you tend to be traditional in your tastes, you love nineteenth-centurey[sic] chandeliers and marble fireplaces.

MARRIAGE

Him: You need constant excitement far more than you need a mate, but sometimes you take both just to try them out.

Her: Your relationship will be very exciting. You will want to take care of your mate and your mate will want to take care of you.

YOUR OVERALL COMPATIBILITY

On the surface, she is cool and steady, while on all lvels[sic] you are a crazed madman who means well. You think he is nice but know he is from another planet. You excite her with the way you get enghusiastic[sic] over a flavor of ice cream. If you want a mate that is real, then this one is it! You both are to[sic] sensitive to live with only a facade. She doesn’t believe in love at first sight, however, she’s flexible.

YOUR COMPATIBILITY PARTNER

Him: Rachael Ward

Her: Roger Moore

Barricade Day

One of my students is an ardent fan of Les Misérables. For the past few weeks, she has repeatedly asked if we can celebrate Barricade Day by building a barricade in our classroom. I laughed. But she was serious. I had never heard of Barricade Day. She was happy to fill me in. I hemmed and hawed. Finally, at our last class, it became apparent that this particular group would finish their video projects early. (They’re a pretty sharp, dedicated bunch.) I told my student that if she came up with a lesson plan that would teach the class about Barricade Day, I would give her 45 minutes to run the show today.

Sure enough, last night she emailed me a lesson plan with a 350-word mini-lecture about the June Rebellion of 1832, including images to share with the class and a short video. I honored my end of the bargain. at 1:45 sharp, we ended our regular social studies class and went to Paris to learn about the unrest there. At 2:00, filled with revolutionary zeal, we tore apart the classroom and built a barricade. (I did have two recommendations: don’t break anything and don’t get hurt.)

Here are the pictures my student shared followed by a picture of our 8th-grade version.

April Updates

Life was a whirlwind in April with spring break, the long-awaited start of in-person school for Griffin and Maggie, three birthdays (plus Piper’s), a cabin visit, and much that I’m forgetting. Lacking the time to write everything up in detail, here’s a selection of photos to remind us of these many events.

Bonus! Two videos.

Oliver practicing on his balance bike.

Piper leaping into the very cold lake.

The latest news from Sarah and Andrew.